I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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