So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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