so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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