so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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