areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Randomize
