Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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