So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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