you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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