Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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