Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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