Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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