He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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