I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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