Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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