That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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