If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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