I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize