I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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