just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I intend to get homeless drunk
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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