her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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