do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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