don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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