I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Randomize
