just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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