did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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