you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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