pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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