and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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