Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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