i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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