Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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