I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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