AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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