Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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