protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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