The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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