oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
kristin has been a bad kristin
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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