why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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