Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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