Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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