toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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