Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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