I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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