Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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