I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Why can't burritos get me drunk
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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