READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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