um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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