what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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