YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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