Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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