I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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