So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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