Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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