It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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