tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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