So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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