Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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