Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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