ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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