How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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